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Gândul vă dă în fiecare zi ocazia să zâmbiți cu „Bancul Zilei”!
Într-un local, Bulă și Ștrulă își beau liniștiți cafeaua, când sirena mașinii pompierilor a început să sune strident. Brusc, Bulă se ridică și zice:
– Scuză-mă, Ștrulă, dar datoria mă cheamă!
– Bine, Bulă, dar tu nu ești pompier voluntar!
– Nu sunt, Ștrulă, așa este. Eu nu sunt, dar soțul vecinei, da!
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BANCUL ZILEI | Într-o noapte, Bulă sună speriat la 112: „Alo, Salvarea?!”
BANCUL ZILEI | „50 de lei, pentru două minute de muncă?”
BANC | Bulă și Ștrulă vor să treacă granița spre Ungaria, dar fără să-i prindă vameșii
BANC | Bulă merge la oftalmolog, care îi arată pe tablă literele: C Z W N O S T A X C Z
BANC | „Ți-am zis că, dacă se întâmplă ceva cu mine, poți să te întâlnești cu alte femei”
BANCUL ZILEI | „Buna papusha, te skot la un suk? Esty frumoasa fok”
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