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Gândul vă da în fiecare zi ocazia să zâmbiți cu „Bancul Zilei”.
– Scumpo, sunt eu. Vin acasă. Nu am întârziat prea mult, nu-i așa?
– Nu, scumpule.
– Dar pot să vin cu câțiva prieteni?
– Desigur, scumpule.
– Mai stam, mai vorbim și noi.
– Da, scumpule. Vă pregătesc rapid niște sandwichuri, o gustare, ceva.
Soțul tace, după care spune:
– Mă scuzați, cred că am greșit numărul.
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