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Gândul vă dă în fiecare zi ocazia să zâmbiți cu „Bancul Zilei”.
La post sună telefonul. Bulă răspunde. O voce aspră:
– Ce mașini aveți acolo?
– Acuma, numai Jeepul în care, de obicei, generalul își plimbă curul obez.
– Știi cu cine vorbești?
– Nu!
– Aici e generalul și jeepul ăla de care vorbești e jeepul meu. Diseară ieși la raport!
– Dar dumneavoastră știți cu cine vorbiți?
– Nu.
– Atunci dispari, gras împuțit!
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